Somalian Suicide (formerly in IS)

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Out of curiosity, who used energy ball jellicant. And who had to ban Somalia? (It had to be an admin to ban a moderator, right?)

I'm assuming it was their to beat Gastrodon/Swampert, who would otherwise be a pain for jellicant.
 
Tbh, I actually thought "Somalian Suicide" was some type of alcoholic beverage...

But yeah this was funny. hehe
Somali Suicide:

  • 6 oz. Black Market Whiskey
  • 2 oz. Jagermeister
  • 1.5 oz. Red Bull
  • 1 Internet Cafe: 74.50.98.226:5080

Somalia follows Islam pretty strictly, so alcohol is forbidden. But fear not; there is always a Black Market! The popular black market beverages of the African country are wine, beer, and whiskey. Now wine and beer are far too tame for a drink named "suicide," so break out that whiskey! You're going to need a ball of energy, so grab a shot glass and pour it full of Red Bull.

Pour 6 oz. of that whiskey—which hopefully doesn't have any methanol—into a glass. So that this concoction at least resembles a drink we all know and love tolerate, add to it a couple ounces of Jagermeister. Drop shot glass into cup, chug.

Alternatively:
  • 8 oz. Whiskey
  • Public street in Somalia
 
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