Tbh, I actually thought "Somalian Suicide" was some type of alcoholic beverage...
But yeah this was funny. hehe
Somali Suicide:
- 6 oz. Black Market Whiskey
- 2 oz. Jagermeister
- 1.5 oz. Red Bull
- 1 Internet Cafe: 74.50.98.226:5080
Somalia follows Islam pretty strictly, so alcohol is forbidden. But fear not; there is always a Black Market! The popular black market beverages of the African country are wine, beer, and whiskey. Now wine and beer are far too tame for a drink named "
suicide," so break out that whiskey! You're going to need a
ball of
energy, so grab a shot glass and pour it full of Red Bull.
Pour 6 oz. of that whiskey—which hopefully doesn't have any methanol—into a glass. So that this concoction at least
resembles a drink we all know and
love tolerate, add to it a couple ounces of Jagermeister. Drop shot glass into cup, chug.
Alternatively:
- 8 oz. Whiskey
- Public street in Somalia